Defective Oreos

During our move I've been living off of a box of Oreo Cookies and a bag of Cheese Popcorn. The Oreos are defective! You can't pry the two sides apart to get at the cream without it crumbling. Oreo after Oreo and I haven't gotten one apart correctly. I have the crumbs all over the place to prove it. I guess though that if this is my biggest worry today I'm doing alright. Also, I'm noticing a pattern. A junk food pattern.