Friday, July 2, 2010

I love Joe Fresh. I buy a lot of clothes at Joe Fresh. Because Dave HATES the Superstore, he refuses to shop at Joe Fresh. But because I love Joe Fresh, I want Dave to love Joe Fresh.

Dave: I'm going to go shopping for some shorts.
Me: Oh yeah? I have $6.00 left on a Joe Fresh gift card if you want it.
Dave: No.
Me: Are you sure? That's $6.00 worth of free shorts.
Dave: It's not worth the risk.
Me: What risk?
Dave: Of being killed in the parking lot.

I think we're really making progress.